Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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