OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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