i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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