You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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