Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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