it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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