Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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