i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?