she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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