the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
