Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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