R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
she looked like the before picture.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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