So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
