Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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