nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
