I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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