I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
No subtext here. People are naked.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
So many bounce houses so little time
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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