My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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