he shaved USA in his pubs
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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