wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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