but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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You made out with two different species that night
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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