Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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