the day after is always just damage control
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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