ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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