i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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