How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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