we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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