i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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