I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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