with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.