Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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