It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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