OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The air taste purple.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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