People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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