His pubic hair was longer than his dick
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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