Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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