my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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