I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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