In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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