spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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