A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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