Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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