you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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