super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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