We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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