your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was born a porn star she said
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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