in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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