What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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