if you like me you must not know who I am
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.