just come out here and I will go home with you...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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