Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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