We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Nicole vs. Life
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
smell my finger.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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